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What type of person is he?

Al Santos is the type of person who'd give you the shirt off his back--his dirty, sweaty shirt that he's been working out in. He's the type of person who'll eat all the chocolate ice cream out of the carton of Neapolitan. He's the type of guy who'll fill in half of your crossword puzzle, all wrong, in pen. He's the type of person who'll claim he knows Serbian when you're at the border, and insult the immigration officer by yelling made-up words at him. He's the type of person who'll pee in a cup when he's driving on the freeway, then leave the cup on the counter at the gas station Uni-Mart.

That's what kind of person Al Santos is. I've never met him, though.

If I ever had to introduce him I'd say: "Ladies and Gentlemen, will you please welcome Columbia Recording announcer Al Santos!!!"

BTW: HI GRUNT I mean PlainJane.
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Yes. He's just the same as anyone else.

PlainJane wrote:

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Al Santos is the type of person who'd give you the shirt off his back--his dirty, sweaty shirt that he's been working out in. He's the type of person who'll eat all the chocolate ice cream out of the carton of Neapolitan. He's the type of guy who'll fill in half of your crossword puzzle, all wrong, in pen. He's the type of person who'll claim he knows Serbian when you're at the border, and insult the immigration officer by yelling made-up words at him. He's the type of person who'll pee in a cup when he's driving on the freeway, then leave the cup on the counter at the gas station Uni-Mart.

That's what kind of person Al Santos is. I've never met him, though.

Not the sort of guy you'd want to consider as a sperm donor candidate. Nope.

Which reminds me Jane, perhaps you missed this post, what with being absent for several days:

3 Weeks, 3 Days ago
You can't set the timer when there's nothing in the oven, Warren. I'm still working on it.

3 Weeks, 2 Days ago
Jane, I'm sure you told us that there was one in the oven! Everything was coming along fine!

Well, these things happen, and it's no fun to talk about, I'm sure. If it's any comfort to you, know that an aunt of mine lost three before finally giving birth. Mind you, she had a sperm donor in my uncle Tom, so didn't have to go through the nasty busines that you are faced with.

Btw, the baby was a big, plump, healthy, baby girl, and guess what, they named her Jane! Except they spelled it, Jayne. You see, my uncle wanted a boy, really, and he wanted to name him Jay, because his great, great grandfather was born in Kansas. A lot of strange things happen in Kansas, it seems. You know, houses flyin' away and stuff. I'd rather be from Missouri, myself. No, on second thought, maybe not.

Anyway, my uncle was a fine man, really, just like you are a fine young woman, Jane. Keep working on it. And never give up!

Never ever!!

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